June 28, 2012

It All Started With A Big Bang

Dear Johnny,

You are a result of our love, but it so happens that you are also the sum of our genes - in your cute little body exists a sophisticated mix of Bulgarian, Irish, Austrian, and Chinese DNA. On the day you were conceived, however, Mommy and Daddy had them some big juicy cheeseburgers at the local diner, so one thing is certain: you are a 100%  All-American Bearcat.

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