June 29, 2012

It's Dangerous To Go Alone! Take a Friend.

Dear Johnny,

You don't yet have many friends, but the ones you already have are good friends.  Take your Grandma for instance.  She would hold your bottle for you, she would take you out for walks, and she would play with you even though you have a big stinky diaper.  Shelby too is your friend.  She gently sniffs your head when you are asleep, meows at you when you cry, and respectfully keeps her distance when you kick your legs and wave your hands in the air.  Not all of your friends are organic, however.  Owl is made of fabric and can't move on his own, but you don't discriminate, and love him equally strong just the same.  

That's very kind of you, Johnny.

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