You are a hot mess. Teething at 3 months ain't easy, but I guess it's just the way you are - always in such a rush. I wonder what's next... Walking at 10 months? Talking at one year?
Anyways, teething might be an unpleasant business for you, but at times it's hilarious to me (and I'm referring to the times when you are not being all crabby). You should see yourself, trying to stuff EVERYTHING into your cute little mouth, including me. You look like a happy baby orca.