September 30, 2012

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

~Dave Barry


Dear Johnny,

Happy Fifth Monthday!  For the occasion you grew a pair of little white teeth.  They popped out simultaneously today, and they are very, very sharp.  The days of cute nibbling on fruits and stuffed toys and Mommy fingers is over.  Now you can chew right through them.

We celebrated your brand new teeth and your monthday by attempting to finally take some family portraits, but I have to say Johnny, they didn't turn out so great.  Daddy felt too awkward because Mommy kept telling him to be natural.  Mommy looked fat (and that is totally your fault).  Shelby slept under the bed and missed the whole thing, and you, baby, refused to even look at the camera.

All things considered, though, it was a good day, so let's keep them coming - the months AND the teeth!

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