You are clearly Mommy's boy. You and I, we have glorious times together. We listen to rock'n'roll. We watch nature documentaries on dolphins. We browse the internet for funny comics about cats, art, and life in general (and more cats). We walk around the suburbia and we ambush old ladies with our cuteness, forcing them to entertain us by stopping and admiring us. We eat fruits and we speak in tongues and we wrestle on the couch and we make funny faces. Ah, Johnny - your babyhood is Mommy's favorite early 30's.