Your life so far has been diverse and exciting, and here you are, in a completely new year - 2013! This is the year you are going to turn 1. You'll learn how to walk on your own and talk like a big boy. You are going to fly on a plane to another country, meet new friends, grow real hair, and display your preferences to food and toys and activities. It's going to be a great time for you, baby, and I suspect that being interested in guy stuff like technology and wrestling and building and yelling your head off will have a lot to do with it.
You began the year by pestering your Daddy for a computer (by incessant whining), so he gave you a computer. When you started banging on the keyboard, your Daddy said:
"It's okay, Johnny. You can do that. It's a solid state drive Linux machine, so bang away."